2005-11-01
some crap
I'm supposed to be grading and/or working on my thesis. But I'm really hungover and depressed, and terrified of actually doing my thesis project. It's giant. I have to conduct interviews. I have no idea how to start.
So, I'm doing this:
Your Monster Profile |
 Twisted Strangler You Feast On: Power Bars You Lurk Around In: Olive Gardens You Especially Like to Torment: Vegans |
and also this:
You Are Somewhat Machiavellian |
 You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead... But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself. You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place. You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! |
and, quite possibly:
You Are Internal - Realist - Empowered |
You feel your life is controlled internally. If you want something, you make it happen. You don't wait around for things to go your way. You value your independence and don't like others to have control. You are a realist when it comes to luck. You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random. You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you... But you do your best to try to make your own luck. You have a good deal of power, but you also know the pecking order. You realize that working the system does get you further. You know who to defer to and who to control. When it comes to the game of life, you play things flawlessly. |
(flawlessly... take that, mom and dad!)
And, for some free and accurate psychic insight:
Your Birthdate: December 16 |
 Your birth on the 16th day of the month gives a sense of loneliness and generally the desire to work alone. You are relatively inflexible, and insist on your being independent. You need a good deal of time to rest and to meditate. You are introspective and a little stubborn. Because of this, it may not be easy for you to maintain permanent relationships, but you probably will as you are very much into home and family. This birth day inclines to interests in the technical, the scientific, and to the religious or the unknown realm of spiritual explorations. The date gives you a tendency to seek unusual approaches and makes your style seem a little different and unique to those around you. Your intuition is aided by the day of your birth, but most of your actions are bedded in logic, responsibility, and the rational approach. You may be emotional, but have a hard time expressing these emotions. Because of this, there may be some difficulty in giving or receiving affection. |
1 and 1/2 months 'til my birthday!!! I'll be 29... but:
You Are [this means, I am] 24 Years Old |
 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
...Really, I just like copy pasting html and seeing the magic pop up, you don't have to keep reading anymore.
You Are Italian Food |
 Comforting yet overwhelming. People love you, but sometimes you're just too much. |
I get told this a lot. "Dude," they say over and over, "you are totally Italian food!"
And, yet again, I am fucking perfect:
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural |
 You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. |
So, I'm waiting! Somebody ask me out on a date already!***
these blogthing things aren't designed that well. The font is too small and the boxes are too big. Why? If only I were feeling patient, I would painstakingly fix all of them that you see above.If only I had some green tea ice cream, too. Or some money. Did I mention I spent ALL of my money last night? Seriously. Good thing I bought some groceries already. Hopefully they'll last for a week and a half. God, I am so 24 right now.
pansycline at 1:08 p.m.