2004-11-26

whiplash

oh yes, and to flog this issue mercilessly (might as well go all the way, if you're bothering to get out the whip in the first place), the other thing about deciding to ignore the princes and only look at the frogs is that, "ironically", the princes then conceptually become the frogs!!!
oh me oh my.
I guess the only choice is to constantly evaluate every male who crosses our paths. By licking our lips and looking them up and down, and by asking them cryptic questions that only we know the "right" answers to... and the answers are of course subject to change. We might also make sexist jokes about their intelligence or physical appearance and rate their 'acceptability' on whether or not they laugh along with us and start cutting themselves down too, or get mad. If they get mad they are definitely outro, exitor, getridofem gone.

pansycline at 10:48 a.m.

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