2005-03-02
how to make things
| How to make a pansycline |
| Ingredients: 5 parts competetiveness 5 parts ambition 1 part instinct |
| Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy! |
oh, but wait:
| How to make a Michelle Bakker |
| Ingredients: 1 part jealousy 5 parts silliness 5 parts ??? |
| Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of lovability and a pinch of salt. Yum! |
and, just hang on one more second:
| How to make a Michelle Irene Bakker |
| Ingredients: 5 parts mercy 5 parts courage 1 part empathy |
| Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of fitness and enjoy! |
god this is way too much fun for my ego. Just one more:
| How to make a knives |
| Ingredients: 1 part friendliness 3 parts silliness 3 parts joy |
| Method: Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little lovability if desired! |
hmmhm. I think that's the best one so far.
Haha!:
| How to make a balls |
| Ingredients: 3 parts success 3 parts humour 3 parts beauty |
| Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness |
oh my god!!!:
| How to make a abortion |
| Ingredients: 3 parts mercy 1 part self-sufficiency 1 part joy |
| Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little lustfulness if desired! |