2004-09-25
dance contests for world peace
I'm reading old Hindu myths right now and they are inspiring me to great ideas. For instance, what ever happened to settling our differences with dance contests? This is something we need to work on remembering when conflict arises. Instead of resorting to insults, fists, knives, drive-bys, poison, poison pen letters, rock-throwing, kicking, head-butting, hit-and-runs, etc., why not challenge our opponents to dance-offs? In particular, I think a dance-off to "I've Been Thinking About You" by London Beat would be very effective. And if the dance contest doesn't solve things, try a bum-a-war.
I'm going to write a letter to the UN.
No I'm not.
pansycline at 3:33 p.m.