2004-09-26
I want Bruce LaBruce hair
Like everyone else in Canada, I went out last night and got "so drunk". Today I have the headache -- but fortunately no sickness, just the weirds. Was planning to go see the Arcade Fire cd release show, but found out it was sold out so justified spending the same amount of money on pitchers and a bottle of wine as I would have spent on going to the show, buying more expensive drinks, and possibly some merch. It's logical.
I will have short short hair by the end of today! I think I'll get the same haircut as Bruce LaBruce. What a handsome man, by the way. I and everyone else I know thought he would be a pudgy little gross balding man, but there is a picture of him in this week's Mirror and he's shockingly attractive. I'm going to go see his speech thing on Tuesday at McGill and sit in the front row with my Bruce LaBruce haircut and wear the same T-shirt as he was wearing in the picture and masturbate while he's speaking. It is, after all, a speech about pornography and/or/vs. art, so I'll be doing pornographic performance art. Even though I really loathe performance art.
You know what, the term "whack-off" looks terrible in writing. Especially if you spell it like "wack off". This would, however, be a good substitute for saying "fuck off" if you're talking to your grandmother or something.
Adding such phrases as "or something" and "sort of" into talking and writing really weakens what you're saying. I must stop. It makes me feel like a pervert.
pansycline at 12:47 p.m.